It occurred to me today when reading about Tiger taking an indefinite time off from playing golf in order to focus on his family and his relationship with his wife, that possibly there's money to be made on establishing a rehab center for the famous (and now infamous) men who cheat on their wives. Just imagine a place where they could check in, stay for the length of, say, a PGA golf season, and come out moral. What would it take? A 12-step program? All day in prayer? Sharp knives wielded over delicate parts of their body?
So joining Tiger in rehab would be Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer and S.C. governor Mark (?) Sanford for starters. And who was that NBA basketball star who maintained he had slept with over a thousand women? I forget. But they deserve a few weeks together in isolation to talk over the nature of arrogance, the effects of power, the hypocrisy of their public lives and most of all, their stupidity.
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